Upon having checked in the hotel my husband immediately hung the ‘Do not disturb’ sign on the door.
After 2 days he indicated at the reception that we will take this with us, just in case it also works at home.

Upon having checked in the hotel my husband immediately hung the ‘Do not disturb’ sign on the door.
After 2 days he indicated at the reception that we will take this with us, just in case it also works at home.
To our 15-yr-old daughter at the family vacation:
‘Look, Noëmi, how beautiful the sunset is above the sea!!’
She: ‘What sea?’
Our son (10) comes home today, giving me an envelope from school. I ask him to open it, he starts to read it out:
‘Oh, it’s about vacation!!’
(Note: vacation in Dutch – ‘vakantie’)
He (surprised): ‘..Only they spelt it with double ‘c’ instead of a ‘k’..’
Me: ‘Hmm, could you show me for a second? …. Ah, I see… it is not a spelling mistake: the 1st ‘c’ in this word you pronounce as a ‘k’ in most languages..’
He: ‘Oh nooooooooooo!!!!’