HoC

My husband: ‘Children, let’s go outside to take a walk in the fresh air..’
Our children (in chorus): ‘No, we don’t want to!! We will go out to the playground but not further..’
Me: ‘Ok, there is only 1 way out of taking a walk: you go to the playground AND later also pack away the washed clothes from yesterday..’
Children: ‘It’s not fair, only to the playground!’
Me: ‘Children, I’ve been watching House of Cards for 5 hours today, I would easily tackle even the political crisis of the Middle East, your negotiation position is somewhat weak at the moment..’
Ps: when I appeared next to them to take this photo, my daughter simply qualified the situation as catastrophe tourism.