Fashion trends at international flights:
The 2020 Spring/Autumn Luxury Bra Collection
Category: fashion
S like ‘ssssobig’
As widely known* (*for those who look now surprised – what were you reading up to now for God’s sake??) some weeks ago I ordered several clothes online.
Conclusion: this jumpsuit (size S) is sooo big that if I didn’t combine it with a belt, it would land in no time around my ankles.
Mental note: remember next time to order a belt..
You-can’t-miss-it
I remember 5 ys ago in Bergen-op-Zoom (the Netherlands) for the invitation of a friend to a local festival.
He proposed to meet on the Main Square, saying we would easily spot him of his funny hat he was wearing.
Reaching Main Square we were confronted with the below sight.
Oh yes, little nuance: the ‘festival’ was in fact the city carnival.
Haha, great sense of humor, thank you, Richard! (Thinking of you…)
Dressed to the occasion
First time ever ordered any clothes online.
“For office/work” was the category for the (on the photo) knee-length decent dress, and I do not doubt there ARE workplaces where this dress is the norm, but I’m afraid I work elsewhere..
Single
If I was single at the moment, in this dress I would find a partner anyhow – it just can’t be zipped up at the back all alone..
Excuse me
We are buying some sweaters to our daughter in NL.
The method recommended by her is the following: I take a photo of her in each piece and then on the basis of the pics she takes the decision.
I pop the question: what if she just takes a look directly in the mirror?
From her look I conclude it was the Ultimate Evidence of Misunderstandings cross Generations.
I say a quiet ‘sorry’ and back out of the changing room with my eyes downcast.
A natural born housewife
Me, the (desperate) housewife.
Quiz: which button was sewn up by me?
