My daughter has informed me of her ambitious plan to dress up a ‘fairy’ for this year’s carnival at school.

I have reminded her that since she behaves a fairy the rest 364 days of the year, anyway, wouldn’t she consider it an interesting alternative to dress up as a thoughtful-always-does-her-homework-loses-nothing-at-school girl this time.

The disguise is simply perfect, nobody would ever recognize her.

The proposal has achieved moderate success.