S like ‘ssssobig’

As widely known* (*for those who look now surprised – what were you reading up to now for God’s sake??) some weeks ago I ordered several clothes online.
Conclusion: this jumpsuit (size S) is sooo big that if I didn’t combine it with a belt, it would land in no time around my ankles.

Mental note: remember next time to order a belt..

Leuven

Recently I have visited a conference in Leuven University, Belgium.

Beautiful town.

From this fact and the quality of presentations I immediately concluded that one of our children should definitely come here to study.

I immediately started to contemplate which one of them should be The One, during which process I analysed highly scientific factors.

Among them the most relevant argument seems to be that the University is situated approx. 2 kms from the railway station, which distance needs to be covered completely on cobblestone, and that, on a daily basis, is really challenging on high heels, so it should be our son, Walter.

At the same time, if one of you is aware of a university which can be accessed on a smooth surface, please let me know, as apart from our 10-yr old son, I also feel like deciding on the future of my 13-yr-old daughter, is preferably still today.

Yes, we can!

Just seen the invitation to a renowned international event celebrating diversity – meaning very concretely an award ceremony for outstanding women in business, promoting ‘Gender Equality’.

For the indicated dress code please see the photo.

It is still a long way to go, I presume.. 😉

How to reduce the number of 1.5 billion potential civil lawsuits to a bunch of restaurant goers (still hungry)

Shopping centre, ‘oriental cuisine’.
Starting to eat the spicy chicken I immediately understand the reason behind the name choice of the restaurant: ‘Asian’. 
No wonder – if it was called ‘Chinese’, there would be 1.4 billion people immediately filing a lawsuit for Defamation.
(If ‘Vietnamese’, it would be only 100 million, though).
I have ordered a ‘small portion’ – for the exact quantity definition see the attached photo. 
First I am so naive to think that the staff member, seeing my slender figure, feels sorry for me, so she gives me a double… but then I realise it must be herself who normally has to carry home all the leftover, and she loves her own family as much as I do mine, so why would she want to punish them, of course.
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Üzletközpont, ázsiai konyha.
Nagyon rég ettem ilyet, az íz és állag alapján rögtön megértem a névadás okát: “Ázsia”. 
Nem is csoda, mert ha kiírja, hogy “kínai”, abban a pillanatban fogja 1.4 milliárd ember felháborodottan magánvádas eljárásban beperelni becsületsértésért.
(Oke-oké, ha “vietnami”, akkor csak 100 millió).
Fél adagot kérek, melynek definíciója a csatolt fotón megtekinthető. 
Először elbizakodottan arra gondolok, hogy azért kapok mégis ilyen hatalmas mennyiséget, mert sudár alkatomból ítélve a konyhás néni úgy ítéli meg, hogy nyilvánvalóan éhezem, ám kóstolás után rájövök, hogy a megmaradt mennyiséget minden bizonnyal neki kell hazavinnie, és hozzám hasonlóan ő is szereti a családját, miért akarna tehát nekik rosszat.