Meeting a friend’s friend for the 1st time:

Me: ‘And so you are originally from the UK, right..?’

She: ‘That’s right.’

Me: ‘You also live here in Belgium, or ..?’

She: ‘No, just came over for the weekend.’

Me: ‘Oh, I see, obviously to test the marvelous client experience Brexit offers for travellers.. :)’

She (upset eye roll, reddish face): ‘Oh, please don’t even mention!!! Those people who voted for it…!!!’

Me: ‘Chill out – I exactly know what it feels like to be a political joke.. I am from Hungary..’

She (totally cheered up): ‘ORBÀN – hahahaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!’