Antwerp Government Office (‘stadsloket’), health prevention campaign encourages inhabitants to choose the stairs instead of the elevator:
‘Those who take the stairs have better sexual life.’
Good news: there are still some governments which think that public funds should be spent on messages serving the public interest.
I am watching a TV program about how Roquefort is made. Our son (10) joins in.
He: ‘What are they doing?’
He: ‘Oh, Cheeses Christ!’
Shop assistant to my husband:
‘What shall I get you, an Americano or an espresso?’
My husband: ‘An Americano with an espresso in it, please.’
Shop assistant: ‘Wow, sounds like somebody still wants to wake up after the New Year’s party yesterday..’